BREAKING:
Vice Principal Stephen Messina announced a new contract extension that now extends his time at Wahconah for another fifteen years, despite the recent announcement of Mrs. Walsh taking the position.
With this new deal, Mr. Messina plans to coach Wahconah’s varsity baseball team for many seasons to come, hoping to strike gold like he did with his 28 seasons at Mt. Greylock High School. Messina feels that he’s unable to connect with his players while being anything other than their vice principal.
Mr. Messina’s decision and subsequent new contract now opens the door for doubt regarding other staff members when they’re in the “last year” of their time at Wahconah. Who knows? Perhaps Messina will add another fifteen when this new contract expires in 2040.
April Fools!
